br-o-ken-poetry:

- someone’s eating habits

- appearance issues that can’t be fixed there and then

- someone else’s “bad” decision if it can’t now be undone

- someone’s laugh or voice

- someone’s “unrealistic” dreams

- someone “not looking their best” in photos

- someone not wanting to do something and trying to subtly avoid it without making a fuss

- anything that you know will make someone self conscious or insecure unnecessarily

(tig-oh-bittiesから)

queefdollaz:

fuckmoxy:

queefdollaz:

fuckmoxy:

A brother named Earnest Lake would have been better, but ok, this is your joke.

no my name mike…mike lake, babydoll

I guess I was just expecting this to be funny and it wasn’t. What’s the punch line?

there is no punch line cutie pie im jus me…mike lake

(元記事： queefybuttcheeks (kenjamodoから))

moroccanatay:

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

(tig-oh-bittiesから)

mjalti:

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

(goth-auntから)

bitterfuckinglesbian:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

(元記事： lonesomelovelesbian (tig-oh-bittiesから))

kenjamodo:

My lil baby

I love u

I love living here

contechristino:

All the Cameos in “FEELS LIKE SUMMER” Music Video by Childish Gambino.

(ohitsjustgregから)

monetxchange:

me seeing my boss at work after hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes

(goth-auntから)